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Monday, 17 October 2005

  • "Tropical Paradise Disaster" by Andrew Long ©2005

    I sailed to an isle
    Stayed for a while

    Thought it was nice and grand
    I walked on the land

    I peeked in bush
    Fell on my toosh

    I was cought at the heel
    Nothing could I feel

    It cought me again
    It'll never end

    I thought I was free
    Pity, oh pity me.

    I sleep on the rocks
    I wish I had socks

    My toes are so cold
    I might be so bold

    I crawled to the light
    I put up a fight

    I saw that day
    My toes were ten feet away

    My arms are gone too
    Help me, you foo

Tuesday, 27 September 2005

Monday, 06 June 2005

  • "Death, pain, and toil" by Andrew Long ©2005

    "Death
    Pain
    Toil

    You'll die

    Like a big ol stick stuck right through your eye
    Come on...well see just how hard you can cry

    I love it when the red water comes out
    Inside your body will be a blood drout

    Wanting to see you frivle with pain
    Your grand suffering will be my gain"

Thursday, 05 May 2005

  • "Don't Worry About Today" by Andrew Long ©2005

    "Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer
    Give it up -- There's no real answer
    Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio
    Will I win? The answer's no
    'Tarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces
    Not just one but two crises

    The Gauntlet knows your time
    It's planned out real fine
    Don't worry from day to day
    It will end in a real sad way

    Your horoscope is a worthless endeavor
    I know something that's a little more clever
    The Gauntlet goes tick tock tick tock
    The one's who worry it shall mock"

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